good cop:just tell us where the drugs are, we can help you
bad cop:okay sir you're free to go
good cop:oh bad cop like bad at your job. I get it.

(Source: annachlumsky)

beyonceprivilege:

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

image

unimpressed2chainz:

(calls police) hello, some bitch is still trying to talk to me about frozen

bigwands:

ethiopienne:

perfection

It’s so good. The whole thing is on youtube.

Maybe a relationship is just two idiots who don’t know a damn thing except the fact that they’re willing to figure it out together.
http://egggggggs.tumblr.com/post/93431598799/calumnw-in-cars-2-one-of-the-racecars-mentions

calumnw:

In Cars 2 one of the racecars mentions their mother. And then the racecar waves to his mother in the audience. One automobile birthed another automobile.

When Mater tries to convince a car that he is not a spy, he says “I’m not a spy. my specialty is towing and salvage”. The car…

(Source: infermon)

(Source: tiit)