*Borat voice* Surprise, bitch! I baet you thought you’d saen the laest of me!
Is this Heroes?
Hey new followers acquired in the last week or so. Here’s some words about me so we can be closer internet friends.
It’s almost all still accurate.
Kobe Bryant: Welcome Back [x]
I got progressively drunker last night, as one does.
"Think I might be the Villain of this party." might be my favorite thing I’ve ever tweeted.