foxnewsofficial:

please

there’s nothing wrong here. this is what ryback looks like.

foxnewsofficial:

please

there’s nothing wrong here. this is what ryback looks like.

(Source: thevomitingbuddha)

In this country American means white. Everybody else has to hyphenate.

apracticalman:

thirdeyeblind-jumper:

i’m getting laser eye surgery. very excited to have laser eyes

image

folwer:

but its important

folwer:

but its important

gailsimone:

lawebloca:

Friends

I almost died just now.

(Source: jahjoma)

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy)

(Source: seriousjones)

vogue-pussyxo:

shesspiffytho:

Damn

Love her.

vogue-pussyxo:

shesspiffytho:

Damn

Love her.

yoshio-yoshida:

Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.